Good morning, ladies and gentlemen - and what a foul day it is! Surely the mercury climbs towards thirty degrees C even as I ponder an eye opener just to get things moving before the lizards on the back porch make any serious decisions about subjugating their current oppressors (if you've seen the rat palace, then you'd know what I mean; remember that old nursery rhyme, the one that started with the line 'Old rat king, sharper than a diamond ring'?).
Now, you've allowed me to become distracted, or possibly I should be blaming this ghastly heat.
On to the heart of the matter - we figured that you should see this, just to get your internal temperature to match what's going on outside.